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…alternately, just bang ‘em until their vulva needs to be iced.
it amazes me how much i’m able to love someone simply because they accept that i want to be alone to work.
that, in the true ironic twists and turns of love, is the ultimate turn-on for me.
the ultimate turn-off? clinginess….
Let’s just all take a Tumblr moment of silence to appreciate all of the awesome in this photo. *wipes a tear*
#StarWars #Win
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- Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
- Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
- Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have…
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I was too broke to enjoy my unemployment.
Now, I have too many bills and am too busy to really enjoy my paychecks.